Official Streatham Rovers FC Inspection Mirror

We’ve all felt the cold chill of terror as you get inside your car, completely oblivious as to whether some dark insidious force has placed a vehicle-borne improvised explosive device under it. Well, fear no more. Now you can check for car bombs in style and comfort whilst showing your support for your favourite non-league football club thanks to this new Official Streatham Rovers FC Inspection Mirror from Alexiares Home Counties Defence.

Whoever you fear - be it ISIS, resurgent Northern Irish terrorists, covid denialists, lockdown enthusiasts, hard-left Corbynistas, football hooligans, Basque separatists, suspicious neighbours, people who are fluent in Esperanto, general weirdos or even just people who have complained to the council about your kitchen extension - this telescopic articulated inspection mirror is perfect for giving you peace of mind.

And remember, this inspection mirror works on all vehicles so even if you travel by public transport you can still ensure you and your family’s safety. Sure, other people waiting to get on the bus or train may get slightly annoyed, but this is for their benefit as well as yours! You simply cannot put a price on safety.

Please note: these items are made to order and the images are merely an artist's impression of what the finished product will look like.